$REFUND
▲ +81,000,000,000%
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JUST IN
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RE FUND
$81,000,000,000_
BACK IN YOUR POCKET. COURT ORDERED. UP ONLY.
The Supreme Court ruled the tariffs ILLEGAL, 6–3. The government is literally mailing the money back. The most bullish refund in the history of refunds, maybe ever. TARIFF MAN wants it back. Outrun him.
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🖨️ MONEY PRINTER: COURT ORDERED
⚖️ SO ILLEGAL IT'S BULLISH
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ILLEGAL
⚠ TARIFF MAN IS ALREADY RUNNING
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We did not make this up. We could not make this up.
VERIFIED BULLISH
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